European Experience: Part 6

Another early morning wake up in Germany, but this time with the knowledge that we were moving on to the last leg of our trip. Most of us had gotten a pretty good night’s sleep despite all the coughing sounds and train tracks next door. Although our main stop in Holland was Amsterdam we did make some smaller stops along the way. The first of which was a small cheese and clogs shop where we were given some demonstrations. It was quite interesting to see how both the cheeses and clogs were made and the one demonstrator left us with a funny quote “don’t throw anything away, try to smoke it first.” There was a curio shop attached where we were able to get our shopping fix for the day.

Next we stopped in Edam where some of us were going to do the bike ride we had signed up for. This was a very easy ride as it was all flat. The guide took us all around showing us many different sights, including the dyke walls and windmills you expect to see in Holland. I really enjoyed the bike ride and would’ve loved the opportunity to do it in more cities especially considering most of them are very flat and it would be a lot easier than walking everywhere.

Getting back on the bus there was a lot of excitement knowing we were about to get to Amsterdam. I think having this as a final stop was a great choice as you can set off your sadness about the trip being almost over with the excitement of experiencing Amsterdam. We arrived at our hotel and were told we would be eating dinner there that night. We had a bit more time to get dressed than normal but it was still a bit of a rush. As it so happened the royal wedding in Monaco was that day so we had that on the TV while we got dressed. It felt rather strange watching a South African woman get married in Monaco on a German TV station in a hotel room in Amsterdam.

After dinner we were ready for a night on the town. The bus dropped us off and the guides informed us that we had an hour to explore and then, for those who wanted to, they would take us to a live sex show. We all immediately went to find a coffee shop to see what we could get our hands on, it is Amsterdam after all. Surprisingly finding one is not as easy as you may think and we eventually settled on a place that looked like a normal bar. We stayed there until it was time to meet back up with our tour group.

Our walk through the red light district was interesting to say the least although given that it was still light outside it hadn’t really got started. I went to the sex show with the others but honestly I could have done without it. You are in a theatre with thousands of other people watching the variety of acts on stage. Amy put it perfectly when she said “I saw more Chinese people than sex.” It really is purely a tourist attraction. From there we went to a bar for the rest of the night. I was very worried about losing everyone and not being able to get back to the hotel so I just stuck with a small group the whole night. Ash, Mel, Kara and I decided to leave and as we were walking to find a cab we saw a McDonalds. That was one of the most amazing meals I’ve ever had or at least it felt like it at the time.

Waking up the next morning was very difficult and a bit of a blur. It was a relatively late wake up compared to some of the others and the breakfast in the hotel wasn’t bad. The bus dropped us off at the Rijksmuseum which was the starting point for a pedal boat trip some of the others had chosen to do. Renée and I had planned on going to the museum but decided to rather walk along the banks of canal that the others were pedalling down and meet up with them at Anne Frank’s house. The queue once we got there was really long and so we elected to rather spend the day exploring the city and shopping.

We found a really cute curio shop which kept us entertained for a while. It was filled with all sorts of silly things and pictures, cards and posters with funny messages on them. We stopped at a little corner café for lunch and I was really excited that I was able to understand a few of the words on the menu. From then on it was full steam ahead on the shopping front. We were quite set on the idea of getting something to wear that night, our last night on tour. Luckily we managed to find quite a few options and had a successful shopping day. We managed to find our meeting point to get the bus back to the hotel, this sometimes proved quite tricky. That night although being sad was also exciting as we all knew we were going to go big.

We started off with a lovely cruise around the canals. We got told the meaning behind the name of Amsterdam and it was really interesting but my brain is useless and I can’t remember it anymore. I enjoyed the cruise as a way of seeing some of the sights I hadn’t managed to see during the game and it was just a nice opportunity to spend some time with the people in my tour group. Our dinner that night was on a giant floating restaurant. It was Chinese restaurant and I enjoyed the food but as with most things that night it was more about spending time with my friends that I would soon be separated from. After dinner our guides took us to a bar for one final blow out. We found this awesome upstairs area with a separate bar and just went wild. Dancing and partying with those very special people is one of my favourite memories from tour. When we moved on to the next club it was a whole bunch of us just going to dance and have a good time. I’m not sure how late we stayed but eventually we decided to call it a night and get a cab back to the hotel. It must have been quite late as Jake fell asleep on the drive back.

Waking up that morning was one of the hardest experiences of my life. Aside from being tired and hungover it was also the knowledge that I was going to have to say goodbye to some of the most amazing people I’d ever met. Breakfast was rather a subdued affair as I think we were all thinking the same thing. Our goodbyes started early as there were a few people staying on in Amsterdam and then some who we dropped off at the airport. The bus trip back was like a ghost bus. We were missing people and everyone was sad that our amazing trip was coming to an end. When we got to Calais our awesome bus driver Muffin was starting another tour and so we got a new driver, which just added to the sadness and feeling of loss. We were now just retracing our steps getting on the ferry back to Dover and then driving back into London. Getting to the hotel was really the end and I was really emotional saying goodbye to everyone. Some of us were staying on in London a bit but there was no guarantee we would see each other again. As a final goodbye a few us met at the hotel bar to celebrate American Independence Day but then it really was all over.

The next morning was quite sad to know I was no longer surrounded by my amazing group of friends but I still had two more days in London and I was going to make the best of it, starting with shopping. I went to all my favourite places on Oxford Street and found some really nice items to bring back with me. That night I met up with my mom’s friend Anne for dinner and it was really nice to see a familiar face and have some human contact that day. It was quite a shock to have 50 people around me at all times to none. After I went to see the musical “We Will Rock You” based on the music of Queen. It was really good, despite some technical issues that were fixed quickly. It was just what I needed to do on my last night in Europe.

The next morning I had to pack my bags and check out of the hotel but luckily I could store my very possibly overweight bags with them while I did more exploring. I decided that I would go to the Tower of London and Harrods, which were the two things I missed out on in my last trip. As a person interested in history the Tower is a must and I’m really glad I went. I got the audio guide and just walked around exploring as much as I could. Unfortunately I didn’t get to see the Crown Jewels as I was a bit pressed for time and the queue was horrendously long. Harrods was great, every shopaholics dream. I saw clothes and designers that I never thought I would and it was very special. However the best part was finding a Ladurée there. This meant I was able to buy a box of 6 macaroons and bring them back to my friends in South Africa.

Time was up and I needed to get to my flight. I went back the hotel to get my bags and catch the long tube ride to Heathrow airport. Luckily my bag was only a little bit overweight and the lady let me on without having to pay extra. I got chatting to some girls in the lounge and luckily ended up sitting next to one of them on the plane. I wasn’t as lucky on the flight back and it wasn’t a nice new plane and it was very full. I did thankfully manage to get some sleep as I was feeling very rundown and exhausted at this stage. Getting to JHB I had to rush to catch a connecting flight and once I got there I ended up being early. Unfortunately I hadn’t had a chance to change my money yet and so couldn’t buy anything to eat or drink and just had to wait for my flight. It was a tiny little plane back to CT but at this point all I wanted was to get home and into my own bed. The trip was amazing and I will have memories to last forever with amazing new friends, some I see every day and others I can only hope to see. All this was great but walking into CT airport to see my friends waiting for me really was the best thing I could ask for. That and sleep.

Movies to Watch: Part 3

The Cold Light of Day (USA: 06/04)



While I’m not usually mad about Bruce Willis’ typical crime solving movies this one looks like fun. However what puts it in my “very excited about” list is Henry Cavill, this time with an American accent. This will be the first time I see him so that as well as the first time in a more modern action role. Both of which he will be taking on again for Superman next year. I’m excited to see how he pulls it off and well I’ll pretty much see anything with him in it.

The Hunger Games (SA: 13/04)



This is supposed to be the new Twilight, but I think it looks a lot better. Although there is romance that’s not the main focus. There’s adventure, sacrifice and seeing what a person can put themselves through. I have not yet read the book as I haven’t yet decided if I should read them before or after seeing the movie but I don’t have a lot of time to make up my mind.

Young Adult (SA: 13/04)



I’m not usually the biggest Charlize fan but this actually looks hilarious. A divorced, alcoholic writer tries to steal back her married, high school boyfriend. Plus it’s written by Diablo Cody which means I will love it, yes I loved Jennifer’s Body too. I think it looks really entertaining but at the same time has something really important to say.

The Cabin in the Woods (USA 13/04)



So I’m not very good with horrors/ thrillers/ anything slightly scary, I’m trying to work on it, but this doesn’t look like anything typical to that genre. Instead of being something supernatural or someone crazy, it’s just people being evil and indulging their desire to see others suffer, it may be a bit similar to Saw just less gruesome, hopefully. I remember reading about this movie when Dollhouse was still on the air and it has been stuck in post-production hell since then but now I finally get to see another bit of Joss Whedon awesomeness.

The Five Year Engagement (USA: 27/04)



At first this seems like just your typical rom-com with the cast being the main attraction but I won’t lie, the trailer kind off made me fall in love with this movie. I know this is something to be wary off, so I do take trailers with a pinch of salt but I still like this one. It just seems to be a lot more real that a lot of movies are these days and I’m interested to see if it can live up to expectations.

The Avengers (SA: 27/04)



It’s a Joss Whedon movie again and not for the last time on this list. I’m a bit of a superhero nut so you give me a movie with a whole lot of them and I start drooling just a little bit. This movie has been hyped up since the first Iron Man movie and most of these specific characters have already been seen in a movie before. The exceptions are Jeremy Renner’s Hawkeye and Mark Ruffalo’s Hulk. I think that’s my biggest stress point is that this is a character that has been played by three different men in three different movies and in my opinion a superhero movies success is due primarily to how well it is cast.

European Experience: Part 5

Munich was just a one night stay so our time to explore the city was very limited. Renée I decided to head to the local market first where we shared a pretzel and some beer, our first proper German experience. With our stomachs full we decided to climb a church tower that our tour leader had told us was 50 stairs. We counted on the way back down, it was 300. Turns out we went to the wrong church. As hellish as it was climbing all those stairs the view from the top was beautiful and we could see the entire city.



The group all met back in the main square in time to watch the Glockenspiel. Although it was interesting to see this thing I’d always heard about it went on for a really long time and there really wasn’t that much to it. Upon arrival at the youth hostel where we were to be spending the night we were warned that the lock mechanisms on the door were a bit tricky. That was an understatement. I was rooming with Renée and Stacey and thankfully Stacey figured out how to open the door otherwise we would’ve been really stuck. That night we were off to a German beer hall for dinner and what an experience that was. An amazing dinner and a litre of beer made my tummy very happy. We were there with two other contiki groups which really made it a party.



We ended dinner quite early, or at least it felt early because the sun set so late there. On our way back to the hostel we had another party bus and it was a lot more rowdy than the last although we were learning how to be a bit more careful about it. There was a club in the basement of the hostel which was nice because then we didn’t have to worry about transport but we didn’t really get to party with any of the locals. Being just amongst contiki people gave us the opportunity to practice some dance steps we had learnt in Austria, which I hate to admit I have forgotten. Unfortunately the door mechanism doesn’t get easier the more you drink and so I had to sit in the passage outside my room for a few minutes until Stacey came up to open the door.
It wasn’t the latest night on tour but it was definitely the earliest wake up. Add to that the horrible breakfast and Munich was not my favourite accommodation on the tour. Did I mention there was only one tiny lift so we had to climb flights of stairs with our luggage? However it was just one night and we were off on another adventure.

On our way to Switzerland we stopped off in the tiny country of Lichtenstein. We were told to get our passports out as if you wanted you could pay to get the country’s stamp to show you had been there. We were given some time to explore and eat lunch. However the minute we found a restaurant with free wifi the exploring fell to the wayside and lunch was spent trying on our phones.
Next it was off to Lucerne before heading to our stop for the night. When we arrived it was absolutely pouring with rain and while some brave folks elected to get off the bus to go to the lion statue I decided to stay dry. When everyone was back on the bus and the rain had abated for a bit we walked into town across the iconic wooden chapel bridge.



We were taken to some curio shops and given some time to walk around and buy stuff for the “Swiss” theme party the following night. Arriving at our stay over we realised it was also another small mountain town like in Austria. This may seem boring to some people but I was so exhausted and feeling so sick that I needed a really early night and this was the perfect place to do so. Our room was right next to the restaurant where everyone was having drinks and it took serious willpower to not go in there and join them giving in to the FOMO.
The next day was another chilled one as the tour option for the day was go up into the mountain. I elected not to do this as it was cold and expensive. Looking back this was probably my worst days on tour but I don’t think going up the mountain would’ve made it any better. I was so sick that day I didn’t know what to do with myself. I was struggling to breathe and couldn’t stop sneezing, it was horrible. We missed breakfast that morning and so the minute the restaurant opened we went there to get what we were told were the best meat pies. No jokes, they were amazing, although having seen Sweeney Todd I kept wondering what was really in them.
Afterwards some of the others decided to take a walk to the waterfalls and while I would’ve loved to I wasn’t feeling up to it and so decided to stay home and do some washing. Now this was not the first time doing washing in my life, or even on tour, but I really screwed it up. I was using liquid soap this time instead of powder and put way too much in. When I came back to get my washing the whole place was full of soap. The scene belonged in a movie. Me emptying out the bin to fill it with water and rinse down the floor before anyone had seen what I had done. Thankfully it was an outdoor facility otherwise who knows what would’ve happened. I had to put my clothes in for another wash in order to get all the soap off but thankfully I didn’t ruin any of them, I would’ve been so upset. When the others got back we decided to go exploring the little village next door the campsite. It was this literally just the buildings that were on the main road and maybe a few back and it ran right through the mountain valley. It was very pretty.



I finally managed to find a post office to send off some of the postcards I’d written up on the tour so far. It was then that I experienced the best part of my day. We walked into a little coffee shop and there on the menu was Rooibos. Never have I been so glad to see that in my life. Being with a bunch of Aussies they didn’t really understand what I was so excited about so I had to explain how it was a tea from back home and it was the best thing in the world when you are feeling sick. That cup of Rooibos tea really turned my day around.
Before we headed of the party that night, the group that I’d been mainly hanging around with and I all gathered in the boys’ room as it was Brad’s birthday and we needed to finish off our bottle of Absinthe. No easier the second time round. Especially since we’d found some cheap wine to buy and had already been drinking a bit of that. We headed off to the party with the other contiki groups all in our varied red and white clothing. Another underground club but this one was quite small and stuffy and so we kept coming up for air. Eventually we decided to walk into town to this little pub we’d seen earlier. As it turned out the upstairs was almost a club and even though we were the only people there besides the barladies it was quite a vibe. We got to request as many songs as we liked and just had a really awesome night to end off a not so great day.

Luckily the next morning wasn’t too early and so we got to sleep in a bit, relative to other days. We were heading off to another country again. We stopped in Heidelberg for lunch and as it shares the same name as a South African town some of the other Saffas decided to teach the Aussies to speak a bit of Afrikaans. This pretty much immediately went to rude words, which considering we would soon be in Amsterdam where the language is a bit similar wasn’t the greatest idea. Luckily their pronunciation was so bad no one would be able to understand what they were saying anyway.
That night we were staying in the Rhine Valley but on the way we stopped off for dinner and wine tasting. I had eventually given in and decided to take an antibiotic that morning and so just took a sip of each type of wine and then gave the rest to Danny to drink. We were given the wine in cute little shot glasses that they thankfully let us take home otherwise I would’ve had to steal it.



We were also given a talk about the making of steins and I decided to buy a boot as a souvenir, possibly y strangest buy yet. There was no party that night and we were staying in the strangest places ever. It was a like a bed and breakfast I could imagine staying in in some backwards town in the middle of the Freestate. As we were getting ready for bed Renée and I put the TV on only to discover there were no English channels. We had fun watching an episode of CSI in German and I still managed to guess who the murderer was. It was nice to get another early night especially as the next day we were moving on to Holland.

Movies to Watch: Part 2

Friends With Kids (USA: 09/03)



This looks like a rom-com with a difference. The cast is made up of a lot of the Bridesmaids crew, with Chris O’Dowd sporting an American accent. It also stars the writer Jennifer Westfeldt as part of the main couple with Adam Scott. The premise is that two friends both want kids but realise that they may never get to have if they keep looking for the right partner. So they decide to have a child together but not a relationship. Everything seems to be going fine until they start dating other people. I can only guess that they are going to end up together but the path there looks unique and fun for us to watch.

Detachment (USA: 16/03)



It has Adrien Brody in it, which is the only reason I need but there are some other factors. It’s a movie about teachers, which as a possible career choice for me, I find interesting. It is also about connections and how they are made and why they are made with specific people. This is a movie that appeals to me as it deals with all the sort of things I like but I’m not sure it is something everyone will enjoy.

Jeff Who Lives at Home (USA: 16/03)



As so often happens, it is the cast that draws me into the movie but the actual plot that really gets me interested. It looks slightly wacky but that’s what I love. It’s another movie that looks at relationships but this time it’s the relationship between families. The other story is that of Destiny and the idea that everything happens for a reason. I love this sort of movie and I have been waiting almost two years for this to come out and with no South African release date set I may have to wait a little longer.

21 Jump Street (USA: 16/03)



A remake of the TV series that put Johnny Depp in the spot light, with a possible cameo from him, I’m definitely going to see this. It stars Jonah Hill and Channing Tatum, not the only time he is appearing on this list. The trailer is quite funny but these days you have to be very careful with that as sometimes all the best bits are in the trailer. However I think it looks like a good bit of fun that most of us can enjoy.

Jack the Giant Killer (USA: 22/03)



Modern twists on fairytales are very much the in thing right now, almost as popular as comic book adaptations. This is the modern take on Jack and the Beanstalk. As so often happens in these remakes it is a lot darker than the original. This time adding a damsel in distress, the princess that Jack (Nicholas Hoult) needs to rescue. As it’s a fairytale that I haven’t seen adapted before I’m very keen to see how they do it.

European Experience: Part 4

Arriving in Venice felt a bit surreal, firstly because it felt like ages since we had experience below 30°C. As we were driving into the campsite we could see a waterway right next to us with a few boats docked. Where we camped was still on the mainland and not on the actual island of Venice. When we arrived there we were told that there was a more chilled bar next to the restaurant area where that night’s party was due to happen. The parties usually are for groups that are there on their second night as they have had the day to buy stuff in the city. The theme that night was masquerade and since none of us were really dressed to theme we decided just to pop in for a quick drink, yeah right. Thankfully I had the sense not to go too big and got to bed just after midnight but it still wasn’t the chilled night we were hoping for.
In order to get onto the main island the next morning we had to take a ferry in and it kind of gives you an idea of what you are into. Venice was spectacular, so interesting and different. Those of us who had chosen to do the walking tour had such a wonderful guide. She was fun and gave us all the interesting facts as well as the normal historical facts. It may just be that Venice lent itself to that type of tour because it is so unique. After the tour it was just a quick run to the pharmacy, nose spray this time, it was an afternoon to explore by ourselves. We got lost so many times but Venice has three major spots in the city and you can always find a sign post to one of them and so it was very easy to find our way again. Although a little bit of sight seeing is done this time was mainly used for shopping. There really were so many beautiful things t buy that I had to limit myself. We also had to try to find things for the “Nautical” themed party that night. The best thing I bought was the Gelato. I bought lemon gelato in every Italian city and Venice was definitely the best. Later in the day we all met up for our gondola. We were 6 to a boat with 2 bottles of wine between us. We went around the canals with our gondolier on his phone the whole time, how the times have changed. As he took us around we sang and waved to all the other people we saw. It was so much fun and time just flew.



That night’s party everyone had some form of blue and white stripe or sailor hat and there was a lot of drinking. However before we even got there, a group of us gathered in one room to drink some of the Absinthe we had bought in Rome. First time drinking it and I didn’t think it was too bad but I couldn’t drink anything but water for a while afterwards without feeling a bit sick. The funniest part was seeing everyone’s expressions as they drank their shot. Best part of the night was running into what felt like half of Cape Town there. Everyone from CT knew at least one person in another tour group and almost all of us were from UCT, I felt a bit sorry for the one Maties guy I met. It was so much fun to party with a bunch of South Africans and it also proved how small our country really is. We partied until the bar closed and then slowly made our way back to the campsite. Another night of cyclone contiki to celebrate our last night in Italy and unfortunately a light got broken.

Leaving Italy was very hard to do as it was such an awesome country. We saw so many amazing sights and it was already starting to feel like home. I really can’t wait to go back there. Add to all that was the knowledge that we were now past the halfway mark of tour and everywhere we went was only closer to back home.
Our next country was Austria. Here we were to be staying in a small mountain town, Hopfgarten. This meant that there was no major city to be explores but they had lined up a whole lot of adventures for us to of which I was too poor/scared to do any. Before we got to the town we stopped for a few people in the group to go white water rafting. Looking back I would’ve liked to have gone but I was just so worried about money at that stage that I decided against it. When we got to our destination I think we were all quite surprised by how small this village actually was. Upon arrival we were told that the party night was that night and the theme was “tight &bright,” again. In protest to the theme repeat I wore black and grey, more out of necessity as I don’t really have tight or bright clothing. The party was quite fun and the tour guides had organised some fun guys versus girls games. A group of us had discover a game that involved knocking nails into a stump of wood with the wrong end of the hammer. This game requires very good hand eye co-ordination, which I have none of even when I haven’t been drinking and so I wasn’t very good at it. As per usual our group were the last there and until closing time.



The girls I was rooming with: Amy; Elle; Ash and I, had decided since there was nothing we had to do the next day we were going to skip breakfast the next morning and sleep in. It was really nice to get a bit of rest and just let my body recover a bit. It seemed like there was quite a few of us who had decided to do this and so we all walked through to town get lunch and explore a bit. It was a really quiet logging town but it was very cute and pretty. When we got back some of the guides were going to a nearby waterpark so we grabbed our costumes and joined them. It was a damn that had been closed in and a pool had been built next door. It was the most amusing thought that we were lying down, reading magazines and tanning in the middle of Austria. We decided to swim in the pool as the damn water was freezing. What we didn’t plan on was getting attacked by a vampire fly. Just imagine a bunch of girls in the pool screaming and waving their hands around their heads, the locals must have thought we were crazy. It was really nice to just have a very chilled day, instead of the very typical tourist activity filled days we had been having. I even managed to get a bit of a tan.
That night was meant to be just a chilled movie night, somehow the consensus landed on watching all the Austen Powers movies. Somehow there were a few of us who moved to the in-house bar and ended up playing a round of Kings. When the bar closed some of the others chose to walk to a bar in the town but I just went back to the movies and eventually to bed.

Although leaving our accommodation the next morning we weren’t leaving Austria quite yet. We were off to the Swarovski Crystal World, which has surprisingly little to do with crystals. It’s a collection of a lot of weird and wonderful artworks. From a set piece from an opera, to a crystal tree by Alexander McQueen. My favourite was an artwork with accompanying music by Brian Eno. I sat in front of it for quite a while listening and seeing how the two pieces fit together.



It was interesting and I’m glad I went but I can’t imagine would be any worse had I not gone there. It was just one of the small stop overs we sometimes made in between the cities we stayed in. Our next was the Dachau concentration camp. It’s not until you step in side and see how dull and lifeless that place is, that you realise how much the people inside really suffered. They’ve added artworks and plant life to make it more bearable and approachable for the visitors, but nothing can really hide the horrors that were experienced there. Just being able to walk out as easily as you walked in makes you feel guilty. Most of the place has been levelled with just the foundations in place so you can see the structure. They do keep one room standing so you can see how everything was. There is also a museum with full explanations of how life was. It was really moving experience it went by so fast and it was time to get back on the bus and move again.

2012 Movies to watch: Part 1

There are so many movies coming out this year that I’m excited about. Some I have been following the production on for ages and some I’ve only just found out about. I really want everyone to see them and so I’ve decided to go through a few of my favourites and why they appeal to me. I’ve decided to leave off the Oscar nominated ones as I feel they have enough hype attached to them already. I’ve attempted to order them in order of release date but unfortunately not all have be scheduled for release in South Africa yet and so I then turn to the US or another international release date. Where possible I will provide a link to the trailer so that you are able to find out a bit more.

We Need To Talk About Kevin (out)



The trailer doesn’t tell you much about the movie but there isn’t really much more to know than the basic synopsis of the movie. Tilda Swinton plays the mother to Ezra Miller’s Kevin who mass murders his classmates. This film is all about her dealing with her grief and guilt over her possible input. Aside from the chilling premise of the film I am immediately drawn to this film by the mere presence of Swinton, who has been receiving great praise for this role. This is quite a serious film and may take me a bit longer to get around to seeing as you do have to be in the right state of mind.

Martha Marcy May Marlene (out)



Widely promoted as the introduction of another, better, Olsen sister this film appears to hold much more than just that. Elizabeth Olsen plays the title character a young woman who has recently escaped from a cult and moved back in with her older sister. We see both what she went through in the cult and how she is dealing with it now. Again quite a dark film but very interesting to see how the human psyche copes in the face of fear that has already scored 5 stars under quite a few reviews. What I really want to know is who Marlene is?

Underworld: Awakening (out)



Although the fourth Underworld film to be made it is considered the third of the Selene trilogy. Kate Beckinsale is back and this time the humans know about vampires. I like to think this is not just another vampire movie, as the original came out almost 10 years ago, I only hope that it proves me wrong. As well as the human element there is also the introduction of Eve, Selene and Michael’s hybrid child. This means that as well as saving her kind, Selene will now have someone else to protect. I’m very interested to see what they do with the story line and how it plays out in the end.

Safe House (SA: 10/02)



It was filmed in and is set in Cape Town, do I really need a better reason to see it. Ok then well add the cast of Denzel Washington, Ryan Reynolds, Vera Farmiga and Brendon Gleeson. I think even if I didn’t have a basic idea of the story line from the trailer I would want to see it. I have seen the trailer though and so I really want to watch it.

Wanderlust (24/02)



This is probably one of my least anticipated movies on this list but I want to see it as it looks like a cute story and it has Paul Rudd. There’s something about him where it doesn’t matter how shitty the movie is his character is always enjoyable. There are some parts which could be a bit off the wall or reaching but overall maybe that’ll be what makes it a bit different from your typical run of the mill rom-com.

European Experience: Part 3

By this time we were used to the early mornings but they would never stop hurting. Another breakfast, another rush to get bags to the bus and scrambling for the seat that you had deemed the most comfortable. This morning was a little bit different for although we were yet again moving on to a new city this time we were going into a new country too, Italy.
Definitely my favourite country in the tour there was just so much about it to enjoy and to me it finally felt like I was in a foreign country. Driving along the coast from France into Italy a lot of the beaches looked like driving through Camps Bay except the buildings were very different. They were beautiful, historical and there were some magnificent churches. As we got further in land I was struck by the roads and bridges they were really amazing and way beyond what you see here in South Africa. As we went across the border we had our first taste of the difference we were to experience. Nothing major, but the convenience stores at the petrol stations worked a little bit differently than we were used to, this was our first indicator that we were in a new country.
Our first stop in Italy, but not our first stay over, was Pisa. Felt a bit at home as there were Nigerians everywhere selling counterfeit goods and we were warned not to buy anything as it was illegal. Every now and then you would here a commotion and see some of these guys running through the crowd with all their goods in a blanket after being warned that the cops were on the way. Pisa is just filled with tourists taking photos, most of them trying to find clever ways to pose with the tower, so sure that they are the first one to pose in that specific way. Of course no one pays attention not to go on the grass as that is the best place to get a photo from.



This time the four South African girls: Shannon; Gené; Baaqira and myself, had decided to stay in a room together. Once we arrived in Florence we had one of the quickest changes so far on tour before we went to dinner. Add to that the fact that we weren’t allowed to use hairdryers or straighteners in the rooms and the girls weren’t very happy. Dinner was at the spar type shop on the campsite which had tables outside. Luckily this shop also sold alcohol and cheaply at that, so the drinking started early that night.
We left on the bus to hit a karaoke bar in the city that night. It was at this point that I informed the entire bus that when my mom had done this trip 30 years ago they had drunk “Zombies” in Florence and we should all have them here for traditions sake. I was not very popular the next morning as the drink gets its name from how you feel the next morning. The karaoke worked in a very strange way and so a few of us elected to get the bus back to camp when it left at about 10. This was my first experience of the party bus. The music was pumping and everyone was dancing in the isle. There were even a few attempts at planking across the chairs.
As it turned out it was karaoke night back at the campsite which ended up in a long night of sing a longs. Old school songs were played, tables were danced on and in the back of my mind I allowed myself to feel like I was in an episode of Glee. As the night got later we got a bit wilder. It was quite hot and so we attempted to sleep on our mattresses outside which resulted with a small game of hide and seek with the campsite security. Eventually we all got to sleep but our punishment was how we felt the next morning.

I woke up with no voice and the first indication that I was falling prey to the dreaded contiki cough. Italy was hot and I’m not talking a few beads of sweat and the need to sit in a pool all day. I mean trying to adjust your clothes to cover as little of your body as possible while still trying to maintain some form of decency. If we could sit down, and find any amount of shade, we did.



We were taken on a walking tour of the city which as was a wonderful way to find things out and see the city. Unfortunately it didn’t matter how interested we may have normally been the heat made us desperate for it to end so we could just find somewhere shady to eat. After lunch we had free time to roam the city and I’m ashamed to say that instead of walking around the beautiful old streets and stunning churches, I went shopping. If you ever get separated from your tour group just head to the closest H&M and listen for the coughing. After a few hours of air-conditioned shop-hopping it was time to head back to the bus.
Never have I enjoyed a dip in the pool so much despite the ridiculous rules, shower before you get in and were a cap. I get hygiene reasons but really that’s a bit extreme, although it really was the only real downfall about the campsite. Finally we actually had a bit of time to get ready for one of our really big party nights. We were going to the Space Electronic Disco, where the Jersey Shore crew had partied only a few months before, this was a very big deal to some of the tour group. It’s at this point that I must warn you that I acted very unlike my usual self. There was a certain completion happening at the club that night and a group of 8 of us from our group decided to enter. Somehow the extra 2 girls got into the final 3 but luckily our girl one. All she got was a bottle of sparkling wine but we can all say we’ve done it and had the experience. That night ended very late and so a taxi home it was where we made good friends with the driver. Unfortunately our clothes were wet and so it took a while to get past the language barrier to explain that was the reason the seat was wet.



Florence was amazing and we had already eaten so much pizza and pasta but that was only the beginning of our Italian adventure. Next stop Rome and if we were hot in Florence we were in for a big surprise. Unfortunately it also meant we were leaving behind our favourite bus driver Muffin for a few days break while another driver took over. Heading into roman traffic this had us all a bit nervous and amazed at how people could drive like that.
Before we even went to our campsite we went to do our tour of the Vatican City. Probably one of my most amazing experiences ever to walk around such a beautiful and spiritual place. Far better than any other gallery or museum I could imagine. Although the feeling of being herded through the corridors like cattle was a bit distracting.



It was packed, everywhere you turned there was another tourist taking another photo. Even in the Sistene Chapel as there were so many people it became impossible for them to police people from talking or taking photos. Even our guide said she had never seen it so full. I did feel like it was a little rushed and squashed into the schedule but I couldn’t actually bear spending any more time in such a crowded environment. Our tour leader, he was not allowed to be a guide in Rome as it is against the law to do so there without a licence, showed as a few good places to eat and then we walked down to the Pantheon. I do hate to admit it but whenever we went to any of these places I was thinking about how they fit into the Da Vinci code. Our final stop before we went to the campsite was the pharmacy. The late nights of heavy drinking, paired with early wake up times and long hours spent on an air-conditioned bus was taking a toll on us. It could only be remedied by vast amounts of cough mixture.
We got to the campsite quite late and were treated to free wifi. This resulted in a large amount of us sitting around the table outside the shop with our eyes fixed on our cellphones. Due to the heavy nights of partying in Florence the girls I was rooming with: Kit; Fliss and Hiranya, and I decided to have a chilled night and go to bed early. I think this was a great advantage to dealing with our next full day of walking around the city.

We all had our ideas of where we wanted to go but having been to the Vatican the previous day our next most important stop was The Colosseum. We had been given a tip the previous day that in order to skip the queues there we should buy our ticket at The Roman Forum and that ticket would work at The Colosseum too. The Roman Forum is now just ruins but it was once the city centre where all the market activities took place. We walked around for a bit, pulling special poses for photos and getting told off for climbing on the ruins, but there wasn’t too much to do so we decided to move on. Seeing The Colosseum in movies will never quite explain how truly magnificent it is. It’s broken down in places and old but there’s something about it that makes it possible to imagine all the emotions that people must have felt there when it was still in use. However with only a day to try explore the whole of Rome we couldn’t afford to hang around for long.



We were advised the previous day that if you want to avoid paying typical tourist prices for food then you should walk just a few streets back from the main tourist attraction. This proved very useful when finding lunch for that day, where again we tucked into some delicious pizza and pasta. At this stage we split up to try find our various destination. The day before we had walked past a small market place and wanted to try find it again. We walked around for a few hours stopping to sit in the shade, eat some gelati or drink our frozen water, it was the most amazing thing. Eventually we found it and all did a little bit of shopping. There were a few of us who were determined to go to the Trevi Fountain but it was quite far from where we were and so decided to use the underground. What we didn’t realise is that the stops were not as frequent as London or Paris and so we had to walk quite far to get there. I’m glad we did as I really enjoyed going to the fountain and here’s hoping the coins I threw in will bring me back.



It was now time to find the underground again and head back to the campsite for that night’s party. The theme was “I ♥ Roma.” During the day we had all bought those T-shirts in the city and that night we had markers provided and everyone wrote messages to each other on their shirts. As the night went on and more alcohol was consumed the dirtier the messages got. To me this was one of the really fun bonding party nights of the tour.



I don’t know what time we got to bed but I’m sure it was very late. When we woke up the next morning there was definite evidence that cyclone contiki had hit. One of the bins had been turned upside down, with the rubbish poured out and a tree had been pulled out of the ground. Needless to say the Roman campsite was glad to see the last of us.